1. Don't make me slap you with a Mexican fish.
2. My favorite super hero is Dora's little brother and sister; The Super Babies.
3. I like pink ponies.
4. Have you ever been to the nerd convention?
5. I have a little brother named Stumpy and he likes to sit on the toilet.
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ReplyDelete6. Do you smell that? Yeah me neither.
7. You smell like beef and cheese.
8. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
9. Hey, cool unicorn shirt.
10. You know what looks like a big bowl of snot but is edible?
11. Last year at the star trek convention I learned to make some delightful Klingon Mech'largh.